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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 22:56
(source: pityreblogs)

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

33,043 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 22:30
(source: iwilleatyourenglish)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

95,297 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 22:29
(source: jackvessalius)

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 22:24
(source: riddlemehiddleston)

ghostingthespace:

whatsgoingon12:

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

.wait

yeah, what does tea have to do with their personality?

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 22:22
(source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood